Synopsis "Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza"
PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA is a completely different kind of book. It can be read as a novel or used as a stage play or made into a movie. Never before has this been done to the printed word! It is unique. It is the long, sad, funny laughable life of Anna Maria, a Chicago mother, with four unmarried, unmarriageable daughters--fat, ugly, mean, and nasty--who will never be able to find husbands she fears and will be stuck inside her home forever. Her passion, bordering on insanity, is to get them married and out of her house--Now! Even though, as pointed out by her husband, they are ten, eleven, twelve, and thirteen years of age. Impossible? So thinks her husband. But this is her passionate, insane addiction. She will get them married through trickery, deceit, cunning, lying, cheating. Anything short of a Chicago jail term this mother will do for her daughters. This book is a history of her hard work, achievements, and results in pure, unadulterated belly-button bursting LAUGHTER. Dear Reader, once you start reading this book you will be so intrigued you will not take time to empty your kidneys. Please go to the bathroom right now before you read the first page! Loosen your clothing, relax, and start this funny, funny journey.
